Goodr
BFGs: Colossal Squid Confessions
Regular price
$ 35.00
With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit athletes with larger melons.
Features
- No Slip: A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
- No Bounce: Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
- All Polarized: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- Reflective Lenses: Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.
- No Demogorgons: 100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.